I can only post via my iPhone. Tumblr won’t let me log on, on my laptop. Whhhhyyyyy?
Just overheard: “Keep your pants on, this is brunch!”
Full disclosure, it was me who said it.
Even in my dreams I’m bad at tennis. C’mon!
If I were the type of person who had resolutions, the phrase “shit girl” would have been at the top of my delete list. It probably doesn’t sound cute to start a sentence with “shit girl” at my age (any age really.)